Ghostbusters International: Spooked in Sacramento

A Milestone

200 Calls

I would like to open this entry by first stating that, contrary to popular belief, the life of a Ghostbuster isn’t exactly glamorous. Today marks a major milestone for the GBI:Sac office. Today we went out on our 200th inspection call. After compiling all the records I figured it would be interesting to give you a breakdown of what we found for the past 200 “bumps in the night” we investigated.

33 Class I Entities

15 Class II Entities

3 Class III or greater Entities

19 Prankster Teens

5 Malfunctioning Vehicles

3 Malfunctioning VCRs

2 Malfunctioning Garbage Disposals

24 RAAN’s (Random Act of Absolutely Nothing)

96 Cats

And with each of these comes a $2000 inspection fee.

Sincerely, Daniel Higgens

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