I would like to open this entry by first stating that, contrary to popular belief, the life of a Ghostbuster isn’t exactly glamorous. Today marks a major milestone for the GBI:Sac office. Today we went out on our 200th inspection call. After compiling all the records I figured it would be interesting to give you a breakdown of what we found for the past 200 “bumps in the night” we investigated.
33 Class I Entities
15 Class II Entities
3 Class III or greater Entities
19 Prankster Teens
5 Malfunctioning Vehicles
3 Malfunctioning VCRs
2 Malfunctioning Garbage Disposals
24 RAAN’s (Random Act of Absolutely Nothing)
And with each of these comes a $2000 inspection fee.
Sincerely, Daniel Higgens